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Mandy

As her lower leg pleasantly tingled she lifted the left foot across her brother’s leg, she wanted him to treat that foot as he was the first. Still not thinking purposely about her he started to pay attention to both feet which caused Mandy to snuggle into a sofa pillow and slowly lose concentration on the movie.

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SOME THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T EXPLAIN

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting stewed. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?”
Farmer: “Some things you just can’t explain.”
Man: “So what happened that is so horrible?”
Farmer: “Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I go the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over.”
Man: “That’s not so bad, what’s the big deal?”
Farmer: “Some things you just can’t explain.”
Man: “So then what happened?”
Farmer: “I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over.
Man: “Again? So, what did you do then?”
Farmer: “I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right.”
Man: “And then what?”
Farmer: “I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over the bucket with her tail.
Man: “Wow, you must have been pretty upset!”
Farmer: “Some things you just can’t explain.”
Man: “So then what did you do?”
Farmer: “Well I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.

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My new-found toy

I had lusted after her sister for SO long – but never even gave her a second glance – before today …

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My Mom and my Sis are my Sex Slaves Part 2

David has captured and trained his Mother Kendra, and his Sister Kayleigh, into becoming his obedient sex slaves. Now he strategically moves towards the next phase of his plan to build the life he always fantasized about. In this chapter, his father, John, returns home and enjoys some one on one time with his daughter Kayleigh. She teases him into a frenzy, and when she turns him away, he forces the matter. Eventually he gets what he deserves.

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TWO HILLBILLIES FIND SHEEP

Two Hillbillies were hunting with no luck. Then one of them saw a sheep with its head caught in a fence. One hillbilly looks at the other and says, “Let’s have sex with the sheep.”
The other one said, “ok.” So when the first Hillbilly is done he turns to second hillbilly and says, “Your turn.” So the second one sticks his head in the fence.

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Nikki & Grace

This is the story of Nickki and Grace and their many adventures. As with any story if you want to understand why some things happen then you need to know the background.

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Used in class

My name is Lena and I thought it was going to be another boring day in class but it turned out to be an amazing experience.

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Student Painter

I found my mind wandering as I starred at the book without reading a single word. Could I tempt Ryan out of his clothes all together? Maybe I can can convince him to take a break and have a little adult fun. He was certainly young enough to be able to get the job done. He was on the skinny side, but he did have great arms and an amazing chest and abs. How big was his cock? I did catch a glimpse of a bulge in his jeans, so he must be packing something substantial. These are just a few of the thoughts that were running through my mind.

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Trafficked Love Ch. 21

— THIS STORY CONTAINS EXPLICIT CONTENT AND VULGAR LANGUAGE. It is fictional and does not depict real people or events. — Call girl, Angel, believes there’s nothing nothing more to life than what she is doing now. But when she falls in love with an undercover cop, and things get heated between her and her pimp, Angel searches for answers. Is this really all she is destined for? Could she escape if she wanted to? Would the outside world accept her if she left this lifestyle behind?